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Yeah, 26 goes into 78 three times FUCK THIS I’M WRAPPING IT UP IN TWO MORE POSTS

OH GOD WHO WANTED TO READ THESE THIS IS PRETTY TERRIBLE

33: I dunno, I guess I have pretty good skin? Wait, no, that doesn’t count, let’s say I have nice boobs and shit.

34: Ugh, I guess… gropping? Kissing?

35: Love > Sex

36: Underwear, and only sometimes. I just use like, five blankets.

37: Jesus christ, I was tiny or something I couldn’t have been more than like 10

38: …………………………….I don’t think I have any SAVED….

39: Never, YET

40: Haven’t done it, but I WOULD

41: With the right people? I’d be up.

42: the shower at the YMCA??? or the water anyway wow this is REALLY fucking TMI

43: …look, sometimes… life gets to be too much.

44: It better be a fucking first class JET like, jesus have you SEEN those bathrooms? Give me a plane with a rotating bed and THEN we’ll talk

45: Stupid Ho, and I want to mouth the words as we go.

46: …see, here COULD be really weird, like, what if I said “schoolbuses” or “half-full glasses of milk” but NOPE I’ll say putting on and taking off thigh highs which is at least tangentially related.

47: Idris Elba probs, I can’t think of anyone else right now.

48: I watch gay porn sometimes, but I’m not a big fan of lesbian, for whatever reason. But maybe it’s because I’m probably seeing lesbian porn aimed at straight men. I bet lesbian porn for women is way less… urg.

49: Kid’d be… going on… two years? Like, 18 months??? I think it was April in 2011…

50: Nope, and if you ever see them SOMEONE is in VERY VERY BIG TROUBLE

51: Uuughhh… I guess… let’s go with ‘porn implant boobs’ the ones that are huge and look so hard it just makes me really uncomfortable

52: All over… a bunch on my hips and more on my breasts. I guess I’ve never worried about them too much. I don’t LIKE them, but this is my body and it has them, so that’s that.

53: YES, very much. There’s just something really nice about giving pleasure and also I GUESS I’M KIND OF A PENIS FAN THEY’RE WICKED NEAT

54: It ain’t my body. If it’s something that’s a turn-off, we’ll have sex with the lights off. (this isn’t to say that I will not JUDGE tattoos because I totally will but it’s not a deal breaker or anything)

55: That’s really a big responsibility… it’s not so much that I feel there’s some kind of inherent worth in being a virgin or not, and I don’t think LOSING mine was a thing so much… but… but if I’m someone’s first time, i want to make sure they’re comfortable and happy and not out of their depths and just something that’s a nice introduction. I wonder if I’d be any good at that shit, though…

56: I’m reminded of the time I talked with nach about how horrible it would be to eat a donut of someone’s dick and just SMASHING A JELLY FILLED DONUT RIGHT ONTO A SWIFTLY SOFTENING BONER AND NOW I’M DYING ASBDHASBFSAD

57: …I think I guess… that I’m worried that even this, being very open about it with people I don’t know… I’m afraid that the people I like will get upset with me…


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