DID YOU KNOW THAT 78 ISN’T DIVISIBLE BY 16 I DON’T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS
I THINK I MEANT 26
17: Man, it tasted like VAGINA. ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE ANYTHING ELSE???
18: I have gone without while on the pill but then I HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE DON’T DO THAT SHIT KIDS
19: I don’t think I’ve ever had the hots for teacher…
20: Caramel sauce yes please and thank you
21: LENGTH wise I think about 10 is the MAX, width is a lot more flexible OH GOD NO THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A PUN
22: …the list of things that I know are sexual and I would not want to be a part of is pretty high so how about sex on the rag. No thank you nope nope nope.
23: I think I said this previously, but… bondage, probably??? BDSM IS FUN
24: neck, butt, uhhhhh IDK inner thighs WOW BORING SPOTS
25: AT WORK UGH FUCK THIS SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CASHIER LIKE THAT
26: Only if it’s not a put on
27: icy hot is not sexy OKAY LISTEN TO ME IT’S NOT
28: …man, however often works… but for me, three is BASICALLY IT
29: ahahahahahahha as if anyone’s givne me one
30: THe term Jumanji makes me want to kill someone
31: I guess I mentioned it earlier but yeah, it’s pretty much fine.
32: “…like me a lot and are willing and enthusiastic, and I find them attractive and a nice person and I like them enough to overcome my general shyness”