Academy Award Winner Jim Rash
threadspinner: dalilola | wednesdaysnecropolis w.h.o.a.
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Me: Okay what's wrong with this guy?
Nanner: Okay, so, he hurt his hand from punching Kevin Federline...
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chaospastry: thegoodsonisbad: I WANT THIS TO BE A REAL THINGI...
I WANT THIS TO BE A REAL THING
I WANT ALL THE CREWS TO HANG OUToh my god how long until this is a real thing
takoluka: oldmanyellsatcloud: zerostop: pyreclaws: malicemidn...
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I yelled WHOA SHIT really loud
Hot a what.
america’s next top demon hunter
…And thats how I got Ra to watch Supernatural.
I have no idea what is going on but I need it in my blog.
wow J this is what you spent all that time on hahaha totally...
wow J this is what you spent all that time on
hahaha totally worth it by which i mean sobs
omgthatartifact: Tea Set France, 1900 Musée de la Faïence
dryrainstorm: Done?
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a haiku about tablet pens
where the fuck are you
you were just sitting right here
jesus not again
lulz-time: Interviewer: What kind of training went into you...
Interviewer: What kind of training went into you guys acting high?
Channing: Just have fun. Like, go crazy. I mean, it’s not a real drug, obviously. It’s called “Holy Effin’ Shit” so it’s not obviously a real drug.
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HOW DO DRAW MEN I MUST LEANR
HOW DO DRAW MEN
I MUST LEANR
saveroomminibar: Mario Kart - By jedhenry jedhenry: Here’s #4...
Mario Kart - By jedhenry
Here’s #4 in my Ukiyo Heroes series. Enjoy!
Please follow my tumblr - I’m doing these all summer!
My body is rebelling against me again and I’m gonna kill it. Somehow, despite being on birth...
My body is rebelling against me again and I’m gonna kill it.
Somehow, despite being on birth control RIGHT NOW, it’s decided that now is a GREAT TIME TO START BLEEDING.
I don’t know if I can control it, or what.
I’m just in a lot of pain and very worried about potential blood loss and already kind of on the verge of tears, so really.
This should be fun.
If I start doing giant end over end flips directly into depression, don’t mind me.
rifa: shadyoaks: vicfangirlguide: The Hen-Pecked Club’s Peace...
rifa:
The Hen-Pecked Club’s Peace Box, a “patent cure for a cross wife”. The Hen-Pecked club was an organisation which encouraged men to do more household tasks to take some of the pressure off their wives. The ‘Peace Box’, also known as ‘the wife tamer’, was invented by a club member called Harry Tap in 1862. If a wife was nagging her husband too much, the husband could put her inside the box, which could be rocked like a child’s cot in order to send the wife to sleep. While she was sleeping the husband would perform all the chores then release his wife who would hopefully have calmed down.
to their credit, they do try to do more household tasks
but they kinda fuck it up entirely with this wife coffin here
I cant stop laughing
Imagine a victorian wife following around her husband like “YOU SHOULD HELP ME WITH THIS LAUNDRY AND THE SWEEPING AND THE MENDING AND THE WASHING AND THE BREAD BAKING AND THE-” and he just turns around, picks her up, carries her to the MASSIVE rocking bed he has in a back room or some shit, lies her freaking-out ass down on it, and then rocks it like
“SSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHH MILDRED SSSHSHHOOOOSHSHSHSHSHHHH”
ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD THE VISUAL THOUGH. The wife is like “HARRY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS YOU SPENT YOUR FREE TIME MAKING A GIANT ROCKING BED INSTEAD OF MOPPING FLOORS I HATE YOU”
"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via excitementanddisbelief)