bridgetvonhammersmark: Believe me when I say your lady parts...
bridgetvonhammersmark: Believe me when I say your lady parts will not forgive you if you don’t view this shit in HQ
View ArticleLookit dis fatty Sitting on my lap and purrin’ like...
Lookit dis fatty Sitting on my lap and purrin’ like it’s his job…!
View Articleihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum spends the whole day stressing about...
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum spends the whole day stressing about his coworker handling their workplace alone and then finds out they never switched the closed sign to open and coulda had...
View Articlesugary-lolita-guts: Oh, Barack. You’re such a cutie.
sugary-lolita-guts: Oh, Barack. You’re such a cutie.
View Articleblackestofmoons: “And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had...
blackestofmoons: “And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside...
View ArticleThere are few things as nice as having a few hours to myself in a quiet town~
There are few things as nice as having a few hours to myself in a quiet town~
View ArticleAt Walmart with my sister when she stops me outside an aisle. Like, grabs me,...
At Walmart with my sister when she stops me outside an aisle. Like, grabs me, pulls me back. “Not this one!” “Why!?” And then I see my ex, and realize I have dirty hair, an oversized, stained hoodie,...
View Articlehappyfeminist: myinsanebrain: CHARACTER: Abed Nadir abed is...
happyfeminist: myinsanebrain: CHARACTER: Abed Nadir abed is quite possibly my favorite tv character ever. i need to think about it more before i commit 100%, but he’s in the top 3 at the very least....
View Articlerisachou: funnyanimeshit: trans: cavernousmaw src: ナツキ I’M...
risachou: funnyanimeshit: trans: cavernousmaw src: ナツキ I’M CRYING.
View ArticleWhile my sister was at the dentist, I decided to take a little...
While my sister was at the dentist, I decided to take a little walk around Newmarket. The cool thing about that town is that the huge mills that line main street. They were the main source of industry...
View ArticleBirth Control 101 For Idiots
bemusedlybespectacled: This is hormonal birth control. As you can see on the box, you take exactly one pill per day. To make sure it works, you need to take one pill every day at the same time, or it...
View Article"What’s said on the campaign trail, you know, those folks don’t have a lot of...
“What’s said on the campaign trail, you know, those folks don’t have a lot of responsibilities. They’re not commander in chief. And when I see the casualness with which some of these folks talk about...
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