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Ps someone appreciate my dream I DREAMT YOU GUYS WERE IN A FAIRY MAFIA
Ps someone appreciate my dream I DREAMT YOU GUYS WERE IN A FAIRY MAFIA
View Articlechristopherlindstrom: Our parents had it easy. When I have kids and we have...
christopherlindstrom:Our parents had it easy. When I have kids and we have the ‘talk’, it’s going to be trying to explain the premise of Ghost Writer for 35 minutes while they try to wrap their minds...
View Articleimagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP having a really cute cuddlefuck.
imagineyourotp:Imagine your OTP having a really cute cuddlefuck.
View ArticleJesus, I would swear I’ve only been here an hour or so. Guess...
Jesus, I would swear I’ve only been here an hour or so. Guess that’s the good part of being blazingly busy…Also HI I’M ON BREAK
View ArticlePs I have decided that all my holiday gifts should just be tea or sex toys....
Ps I have decided that all my holiday gifts should just be tea or sex toys.Everyone gets tea or a dildo, pick 1
View ArticleYou get a beautifully wrapped box in the mail, a bit before Christmas. Upon...
You get a beautifully wrapped box in the mail, a bit before Christmas. Upon opening, there lies a dildo, resting like the baby Jesus in a manger of tissue paper.Just IMAGINE
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If you’re not here for loving descriptions of my elaborate plans to...
If you’re not here for loving descriptions of my elaborate plans to mail my friends fake vibrating songs, then I don’t know what you want from me.
View ArticleMaybe I throw a gift card or cute trinket in there too. “My friend got me...
Maybe I throw a gift card or cute trinket in there too.“My friend got me this!” You can say. They laugh about my silliness, sending such a big box.No one knoooows
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staceythinx: Spectacular stars and skies photographed by Joel...
staceythinx:Spectacular stars and skies photographed by Joel Sjaarda
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Good morning. Today’s dream involved fighting past a gauntlet dungeon...
Good morning.Today’s dream involved fighting past a gauntlet dungeon of nazis, misogynists, and zombies with the help of my mother and sister and a LOT of reloading of saves.At the end, I was rewarded...
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kevinbolk: Because you clearly need this on your dash. :D
kevinbolk:Because you clearly need this on your dash. :D
View ArticleUghhhh I thought about the wrong thing. I can’t go back to sleep when I...
Ughhhh I thought about the wrong thing.I can’t go back to sleep when I just woke up but fuck I don’t wanna feel like this.
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Sometimes I see cool people and I just quietly sit and wait for my chance to...
Sometimes I see cool people and I just quietly sit and wait for my chance to start a conversation because while I’m SHIT at starting interaction I AM VERY CONFIDENT IN MY ABILITY TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME...
View Articlethe bike turned into a demon the story of jesus fuck this anime
the bike turned into a demon the story of jesus fuck this anime
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I realized a moment late that Hulu was missing the first two...
I realized a moment late that Hulu was missing the first two episodesWhich explains why that was so nonsensical, I GUESS THEY ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THE PREMISE AND STUFF
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