Any regrets?
horse: [snide remark]
you’ll be eyerolling on the other side of your face when you fall in love with Maximus at Eugene and Rapunzel’s wedding reception, Altivo
#WHY DO I SHIP TWO CARTOON HORSES
omg
GOOD
yeah their eyes meet across a platter of apples
Maximus is like YOU’D BETTER NOT BE STEALING THOSE APPLES I AM A LAW AND ORDER HORSE AND THOSE APPLES ARE UNDER MY PROTECTION
I CAN PROTECT THEM BEST BY EATING THEM ALL
and Altivo is like SPANISH WHINNIES
and Maximus is like I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT BUT IT SOUNDED EXTREMELY ROMANTIC AND SEXY SHALL WE DANCE
horse flamenco
reblogging for horse flamenco
Tumblr people: Even when they ship horses, they make them gay.