OS: Think about your Crushes ==>
ooh my goosh ooh my goosh!
You LOVE thinking about all of the different trolls you have crushes on! They are all so cool and cute and pitiable and you really just want to kiss them and touch th—
NO
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT THAT
To be honest, you’re a little aware of the fact that having so many crushes is ridiculous, but you’re okay with that. You’re very sure of the fact that not a single one of them has any reciprocal feelings for you in any way. In fact, you’re very certain that no one ever COULD have any!
That’s okay. You are also totally okay with not having anyone. It’s pretty much the assumption you’ve been going on.
But it’s a lot of fun to imagine…!