“You are the PRISONER OF HOPE, or you will be once you awake on DERSE. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF MOON AND SILENCE, which is inhabited by GECKOS. There, the enemies drop OBSIDIAN GRIST and serve the feared Denizen CETUS, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SCISSORKIND strife specibus. Your username is austereBeacon, and you use the DISJOINT-SET fetch modus.”
You are the PRISONER OF CHAOS, or you will be once you awake on DERSE. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF WATER AND BAMBOO, which is inhabited by IGUANAS. There, the enemies drop DIAMOND GRIST and serve the feared Denizen COYOTE, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SCYTHEKIND strife specibus. Your username ismendicantExecutioner, and you use the BLOOM-FILTER fetch modus.
You are the PRINCE OF MUSIC, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF VINES AND MIST, which is inhabited by SKINKS. There, the enemies drop DIAMOND GRIST and serve the feared Denizen ATROPOS, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SHOEKIND strife specibus. Your username is monstrousFashion, and you use the STACK fetch modus.
Look, guys, I’m Lady Gaga. 8D
You are the PAINTER OF SPACE, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF GLASS AND BAMBOO, which is inhabited by NEWTS. There, the enemies drop RUBY GRIST and serve the feared Denizen ANTAEUS, but you’ll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SHOEKIND strife specibus. Your username is composedProphet, and you use the HASHMAP fetch modus.
HOLY SHIT I dare you to find a cooler title than that
Spoiler alert YOU CAN’T