==> Days in the future, but not many…
Your name is SAM VIMES, and you’re pretty sure this is WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.
You have had it up to here with WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.
And after you’ve finished living up to your family history of REGICIDE you are going to PUNCH EVERY SINGLE WIZARD.
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I didn’t even know there’s a Sam Vimes ask blog. I love this.
The sound I just made was not human.