itscasnotcass: you wake up to a noise downstairs. the clock on your bedside table reads 2:34 am,...

itscasnotcass:

you wake up to a noise downstairs. the clock on your bedside table reads 2:34 am, christmas morning. you get up and make your way downstairs. in your living room, kanye west sits, eating the plate of cookies your younger sibling put out for santa. he looks up when you approach and says, “these are some hella nice cookies, man.” you nod and go back to bed.