One of my cats is really adorable and cute but also is the biggest jerk around.
As a result, I tend to give him either ridiculously cute nicknames or really insulting ones.
Sleepy Sheep, Baby Kitten, Fluffy Bear, Puffycat, and on the other hand, Lil Asshole, Motherfucker, Jerkface cat, Lil Dickweed.
And sometimes, I’ll end up combining both elements, which is a long way of saying I accidentally called my cat Baby Fucker