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UGH LAST BATCH I’M GONNA BE SURPRISED IF NO ONE UNFOLLOWS ME NOW THAT YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF...

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UGH LAST BATCH

I’M GONNA BE SURPRISED IF NO ONE UNFOLLOWS ME NOW THAT YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF GIRL I AM SOBS

I”M SORRY I DON’T DESERVE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE ANYMORE

58: Jesus christ okay I own like… four… or five…? I bought my first when I first turned 18 but it DIED AND THAT IS THE SADDEST THING YOU CAN HAVE HAPPEN. I basically buy a vibrator and use it until it stops working and then I hold onto the other ones I GUESS JUST IN CASE

59: …I have no idea why they’d want my tumblr it’s literally just a shitty blog so I guess whatever???

60: If they were talking about breast reduction, then no. I would be quite cheery about it!! Anything else, and NO.

61: I guess pornstar fits with some things I like a bit ugh but really I don’t wanna have sex with people I dont like either w a y……

62: Well, yeah

63: IDK over 4 inches is fine I guess does it matter???

64: I have it on good authority that I am a “superfreak” who is “Superfreaky” no

65: I think mom gave me a goodnight kiss, and that’s nice. It means, “no matter what happens tomorrow, remember that I love you a lot.” …and if we’re talking romantic kisses then, I don’t think I want to remember that, right now.

66: WHatever??????????

67: I’ve gone commando a bunch of times, it’s sort of a fun thing to do.

68: Naw.

69: …no… n-no thanks..

70: WHY NOT BOTH!?!

71: “stormageddon”

72: Well, not RECENTLY.

73: I once got talked into doing some things with a guy that I later realized how much I really didn’t want to, and I was seeing someone at the time. I told him immediately, and he forgave me, and I’ve been kind of terrified of that guy ever since, but I’ve always hated myself for… for going along with it.

74: It’s… pet name and homestreet, right? SAY HELLO TO BOB WEDNESDAY wait shit I sound like an anchorman

75: D: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY DAD SWEATS AT NIGHT

76: “Holy shit how did you manage that I SLEEP IN A TWIN BED”

77: I believe I was still a little babby and I was playing “Show you mine/show me yours”. I remember thinking it kinda looked like a potato.

78: I don’t think there are actually that many things to do with them. How about I just draw a face on it with sharpie and call it a day?


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