UGH LAST BATCH
I’M GONNA BE SURPRISED IF NO ONE UNFOLLOWS ME NOW THAT YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF GIRL I AM SOBS
I”M SORRY I DON’T DESERVE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE ANYMORE
58: Jesus christ okay I own like… four… or five…? I bought my first when I first turned 18 but it DIED AND THAT IS THE SADDEST THING YOU CAN HAVE HAPPEN. I basically buy a vibrator and use it until it stops working and then I hold onto the other ones I GUESS JUST IN CASE
59: …I have no idea why they’d want my tumblr it’s literally just a shitty blog so I guess whatever???
60: If they were talking about breast reduction, then no. I would be quite cheery about it!! Anything else, and NO.
61: I guess pornstar fits with some things I like a bit ugh but really I don’t wanna have sex with people I dont like either w a y……
62: Well, yeah
63: IDK over 4 inches is fine I guess does it matter???
64: I have it on good authority that I am a “superfreak” who is “Superfreaky” no
65: I think mom gave me a goodnight kiss, and that’s nice. It means, “no matter what happens tomorrow, remember that I love you a lot.” …and if we’re talking romantic kisses then, I don’t think I want to remember that, right now.
66: WHatever??????????
67: I’ve gone commando a bunch of times, it’s sort of a fun thing to do.
68: Naw.
69: …no… n-no thanks..
70: WHY NOT BOTH!?!
71: “stormageddon”
72: Well, not RECENTLY.
73: I once got talked into doing some things with a guy that I later realized how much I really didn’t want to, and I was seeing someone at the time. I told him immediately, and he forgave me, and I’ve been kind of terrified of that guy ever since, but I’ve always hated myself for… for going along with it.
74: It’s… pet name and homestreet, right? SAY HELLO TO BOB WEDNESDAY wait shit I sound like an anchorman
75: D: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY DAD SWEATS AT NIGHT
76: “Holy shit how did you manage that I SLEEP IN A TWIN BED”
77: I believe I was still a little babby and I was playing “Show you mine/show me yours”. I remember thinking it kinda looked like a potato.
78: I don’t think there are actually that many things to do with them. How about I just draw a face on it with sharpie and call it a day?
