nepetaquest: omfg this dog i bumped into in skyrim can talk and one of the dialogue options was...

nepetaquest:

omfg this dog i bumped into in skyrim can talk

and one of the dialogue options was basically YOU’RE A DOG THAT CAN TALK

and then he’s just like

THERE’S DRAGONS AND CAT PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND, AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY A TALKING DOG

omfg i don’t have time for your goddamn sass you little shit