“Why are you sticking out your tongue at me like that?” I ask this dog. He briefly puts his tongue back in his mouth to answer: “I’m practicing for when I go to the doctor!” “Dog,” I say. “You’re a dog. You don’t go to the doctor. You go to the vet.” “THE VET?!” yells this dog. “I HATE THAT GUY!”
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odogwherearfthou: “Why are you sticking out your tongue at me...
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