My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.

teddsutcliffe:

mematodium:

draygonphantoon:

monderomain:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.  i found it in my dad’s wallet.

EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.

TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.

TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis