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Jordan: okay o i decided to look at what's on tv
Jordan: and i cdecided to flop over to adult etnretainment
Jordan: i swear to fuicking god there is a naked wooman on a blanket next to bigfoot and they definitely had sex before i turned on this show
Jordan: i swear TO FUCKING GOD I JIUST TURNED ONT HE TAIL END OF BIGFOOT PORN I THINK
Jordan: I'M GONNA DIE
Jordan: THIS WAS PERFECT ID ODN'T EVEN WANNA SEE ANYMORE JUST KNOWING THIS WAS A THING
Jordan: HE'S PUT ON A DIVING HELMET
Jordan: I THINK HE'S GONNA ESCAPE UNDERWATER
Jordan: NO
Jordan: IT'S A SPACE HELMET
Jordan: BIGFOOT WAS AN ALIEN
Jordan: I CAUGHT THE TAIL END OF AN ALIEN BIGFOOT PORNO
Jordan: THERE SI NTOGHING I WILL EVER SEE THAT WILL EVER BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THAT
Jordan: i HOPE YOU APPRECIATE ME TELLING YOU THIS
Heliotrope: i do
Heliotrope: a whole bunch
Heliotrope: oh my god
Heliotrope: let me know if you see anythnig more about it
Jordan: I Doubt I will ever see this again oh my god though
Jordan: so
Jordan: beautiful