Ohhhhh you hit my OP OTP RIGHT ON THE NAIL
- who is the big spoon/little spoon: He grumbles a bit but who wouldn’t be the little spoon if it means Nami’s chest against your back?
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Arguing. About anything and everything, as long as it’s not too important.
- who uses all the hot water in the morning: Nami, one hundred percent. Really, what does Zoro need it for!?
she doesn’t mind if he’s a bit sweaty after working out, either - what they order from take out: Anything is fine as long as there’s plenty of booze to go with it!
- what is the most trivial thing they fight over: DID ZORO PUT HIS DUMBELLS DOWN TOO LONG TUNE INTO THIS ROUSING ARGUMENT. Nothing is too trivial.
- who does most of the cleaning: Nami does it if she has to, but prefers to force Zoro to take care of it while she sips drinks and watches.
- what has a season pass in their DVR: Chopperman? :3c
- who leaves their stuff around: Zoro will drop his stuff anywhere and figure he’ll find it when he needs to. Nami is really careful about making sure all her important stuff is tucked away
into treasure chests - who remembers to buy the milk: Nami does, because Zoro is not allowed to handle money
- who remembers anniversaries: Nami doesn’t like to remind him, but she gets rather depressed when he inevitably forgets. Luckily, he’s gotten good at figuring out what he did and making it up to her
with his penis