You are a Prince of the Moon in the Land of Typos and Tentacles; your strife specibus is ChainsawKind; your consorts are Zombies
well then
You are the Thief of Justice in the Land of Treasure and Abyss; your strife specibus is Fistkind; your consorts are Kawaii Sharks
Kawaii sharks you say
You are the Maid of the Moon in the land of Dragons and Abyss. Your specibus is Charmkind. Your consorts are Large-Breasted Anime Women.
“Huh well this is pretty nea- what.”
I’m the Thief of Sloppy Makeouts in the land of Trolls and Neon, with a specibus of Fistkind… and my consorts are Salamanders~~<3
ALL THE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE MINE HAHAHAHA