(It will also make you look cool, feel alive, and gift you precious time away from people who think you care about their opinions.)
(except it doesn’t make you look cool at all it makes you look like an idiot)
(don’t smoke, kids)
I have never ever “felt alive” smoking a cigarette. Smoking makes me feel terrible. Who has ever felt alive smoking cigarettes? I think you’re doing it wrong.
If I see you with any cigs this summer and I smacking you.